06/02/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20576
At their last job interview, the interviewee was asked what their greatest weakness was, and he confidently replied, “Honesty.”
The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Without missing a beat, the interviewee responded, “I don’t give a f*ck what you think!”
06/01/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20572
One night, a priest is talking to God in his dreams…
The priest asks, “Dear Lord, what is a thousand years for you?”
God answers, “My son, for me it’s just one minute.”
The priest asks, “And what is a million dollars for you?”
God answers, “Oh, that’s just a few cents.”
The priest asks, “Dear God, will you gift me a few cents?”
And God says: “Sure, my son. Wait a minute.”
05/31/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20569
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant…
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they have never sold bottom deodorant.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here regularly and would like some more.
The shop assistant, knowing full well they don’t sell such an item, smiles and says, “One moment please, I will get the Pharmacist.”
The pharmacist comes out and says, “Can I help you, miss?”
“I would like to buy some bottom deodorant, please,” says the blonde.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” insists the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” she says, returning shortly with the item.
The pharmacist looks at it and says, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches it back and reads the label aloud, “To apply, push up bottom.”
05/30/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20566
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
Again, no answer.
After several tries, the guy storms off in frustration.
A customer behind him asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer his question?”
The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!”
05/29/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20562
A Karen picks up her order in a coffee shop and after tasting her coffee demands to speak to the manager.
“This coffee is stale! I demand that you make me some fresh coffee immediately,” she bellowed.
The manager said, “I regret the inconvenience and I’ll take care of it personally.”
A few minutes later the manager walks up with a new cup and hands it to the Karen. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out.
“Yuck! This coffee tastes like dirt!” she roared.
The manager replied, “I can assure you: It was ground 5 minutes ago.”