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04/15/2021 from DailyJokes


Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home,
crying because her first period had started and she had
no idea what it was.
The girl’s teacher was reluctant to get involved,
so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.
She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.
“Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.
“I’m crying because I’m bleeding,” she replied.
“Give me a look,” said little Johnny.
She lifted her skirt and showed him.
“Holy hell!” said little Johnny.
“No wonder you’re bleeding some bastard’s cut off your mickey!”

Funny +53
-67 Not Funny
04/14/2021 from DailyJokes


The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill,
so he asked his BLONDE secretary for some
mathematical help.
“If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14% how much
would you take off?” he asked her.
The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings.”

Funny +110
-14 Not Funny
04/13/2021 from DailyJokes


A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.
Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you.
You want our bull to service your cow.
Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull.”
Neighbor: “That’s not I want.”
Girl: “We have a young bull who is just starting out.
My father charges fifty dollars for him.”
Neighbor: “That’s not I want.”
Girl: “We have an old bull out in the pasture.
He can still do a job.
My father charges only ten dollars for him.”
Neighbor: “That’s not what I want.
I came here to see your father about your brother.
Your brother Elmer made my daughter pregnant.”
Girl: “Oh. You’ll have to see my father about that
because I don’t know what he charges for Elmer.”

Funny +87
-40 Not Funny
04/12/2021 from DailyJokes


There was a little boy whose mother was about
to have a baby.
One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked,
he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs?
She responded, “It’s my washcloth”.
Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy
walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the
hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy
asked his mother:
“What happened to your washcloth?”
The mother responded, “I lost it”.
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his
mother’s washcloth.
A few days later the little boy went running to his mother
yelling and screaming,
“I found your washcloth!”
The mother thinking that the child was just playing went
along with the boy and asked,
“Where did you find it?”
The boy answered,
“The maid has it and she’s washing daddy’s face with it.”

Funny +86
-25 Not Funny
04/11/2021 from DailyJokes
At Home Depot en Espanol


Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, “How much is that faucet?” The manager replied, “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.”

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge. Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back,
“No, but I will for the faucet.”

Funny +126
-15 Not Funny
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