04/13/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17032
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said,
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat? This one may be his wife!”
04/12/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17029
Little Johnny failed the law & decided to make a deal with professor
Little Johnny: sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes
Little Johnny; if you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me ‘A” professor agreed
Then Johnny asked,
‘what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
The prof thought about it for hours & pondered… But no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his ‘A’ The following day, the professor asked the same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student the same question.
He answered:
Sir, you’re 65, married to 28 years old, this is legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife’s boyfriend has failed his
exam & yet you have given him an ‘A’ It’s neither logical nor legal!
The professor collapsed!
04/11/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17025
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said,
“You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said,
“You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.
“Wife replies,
“No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
The husband replies,
“I can’t believe that! Show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says,
“HEBREWS.”
04/10/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17022
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course,
and they didn’t bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
“I think I’ll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through.”
He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,turned around and came back, explaining,
“I can’t do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you’d better go talk to them.”
The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped,turned around and walked back.
He smiled sheepishly and said, “Small World!”
04/09/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17020
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair.
The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper.
The old woman looks at him with remembrance in her eyes, and she says,
“Honey you don’t ever sit next to me like you used to. “
He puts the paper down and scoots over close to her.
Then she says
“Honey you don’t ever put your arm around me anymore.”
He again Puts the paper down and puts his arm around her.
She said, “Honey you never nibble on my ear anymore. “
He gets up and walks away!
She said
“Honey where are you going “and
He said,
” gotta go get my teeth.”