Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Store Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Salesclerk: Yes, sir. The customer is always right. Store Manager: That’s better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about? Salesclerk: Well, sir, he said you were an idiot.

What’s the differance between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well Beer nuts are $1.89 and Deer nuts are under a Buck…..

Knock Knock who’s there? Boo Boo who. Awww don’t cry it’s not Halloween yet.

There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out so he called 911. When the call came through the operator answered “Hello what do you need” , “Well a buddy of mine dropped dead what do I do?” “OK first you have to clam down then make sure that he is dead”. There is some silence then a gun shot, “OK now what”

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
 A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles.”
 “She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”!