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what shoes do chickens where????

reebok!!

“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark  attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend  that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as  possible.”
“If this doesn’t work, beat the shark with your stump.”

how many animals can you fit in one pair of panty hose? 10 piggies, 2 calfs, 1 ass and a hair      

What are the three words you don’t want to hear while making love? “Honey, I’m home!”

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
family,” said the man.  “To show you how much we care for you,
I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business.  All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the
noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being
stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you a
half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don’t like
factories and won’t work in a office.  What am I going to do with
you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out!!!”