Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to the earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window I muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail!

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite.

1-1-1 race. 2-1-1-2. 1-1-1-1 race and 2-2-1-1-2.

There were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said is it hot in here, or is it just me? The other muffin says: “holy crap! A talking muffin!”

Drunk Driver going down a one way street,cop pulls him over and said to the driver, did’t you see theArrow ,What Arrow,I did ‘t even see the Indians.