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Did you hear about the blonde tbat went to the drive-in movie.  She didn’t like the movie so she slashed the seats.

How is sex like air?

It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day. 

HEY,HOW DID RUDOLFF DIE??? HE PICKED A BUGGER AND GOT ELECTRICUTED……NEXT IS..DID YOU HEAR SANTA DIED LAST NIGHT??? NO ,HOW?? HE THRU THE WRONG SACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!!