06/05/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20588
John is in prison and gets a letter from his aging father who says he can’t dig the garden this year.
John writes back: “Whatever you do, don’t dig up the backyard.”
The next day, the cops dig up the yard looking for buried money—but find nothing.
John writes again: “Now you can plant your garden. It’s the best I could do from here.”
06/04/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20583
This man was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said, “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…”
He asked, “Are you single?”
She replied, “No, I’m a dentist.”
06/03/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20579
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl, shyly.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie,” the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, “Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!”
06/02/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20576
At their last job interview, the interviewee was asked what their greatest weakness was, and he confidently replied, “Honesty.”
The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Without missing a beat, the interviewee responded, “I don’t give a f*ck what you think!”
06/01/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20572
One night, a priest is talking to God in his dreams…
The priest asks, “Dear Lord, what is a thousand years for you?”
God answers, “My son, for me it’s just one minute.”
The priest asks, “And what is a million dollars for you?”
God answers, “Oh, that’s just a few cents.”
The priest asks, “Dear God, will you gift me a few cents?”
And God says: “Sure, my son. Wait a minute.”