06/10/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20608
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife.
“Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says.
Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?”
“Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.”
The husband smiles. “Heaven must be an amazing place.”
“I wouldn’t know,” she says. “I’m not in heaven.”
06/09/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20602
A kid caught his father chewing pennies and spitting them out.
The son said, “Dad, what the hell are you doing?”
He replied, “I’m making us rich son.”
“How?” the kid asked
“Simple”, he said, “I’m making bit coins.”
06/08/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20598
As a woman was leaving the bank, she suddenly remembered she had forgotten the car keys inside.
She went back and asked everyone, but no one had seen the keys. She searched her purse again.
“Oh no! I left the keys in the car!”
She ran to the parking lot in a panic—only to find the car missing!
She called the police, reported the car stolen, gave them the license plate number, and admitted the keys were left inside.
Trying to calm down, she nervously made the hardest call of her life—to her husband.
Stammering, she told him the car had been stolen.
He thundered back, “I dropped you at the bank—you didn’t take the car!”
She sighed in relief and thanked God, then asked him to come pick her up.
Her husband replied, “Sure I’ll come… just as soon as I convince the police I didn’t steal your car!”
06/07/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20595
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…
“Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”
“Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.”
“Really,” said Charlie, “now that’s a switch! What did she say?”
“She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.’”
06/06/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20592
A lawyer sold his well to an old man.
Two days later, the lawyer came to the old man and said, “Sir, I sold you the well, but not the water inside!
If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra.”
The old man smiled and replied, “Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow.”