07/19/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17348
A couple had been married for 45 years.
And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies,
“Many years ago we made a promise to each other: “
“The first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
07/18/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17346
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
Little Johnny: BOTH
Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go.
Little Johnny: Paris…
Dad: That means you like your mum more?
Little Johnny: No, that means i like Paris
Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Little Johnny: America!
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Little Johnny: Well, coz l’ve been to Paris before!
Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris??
Little Johnny: In the first question you asked
07/17/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17342
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him.
As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly continued his milking.
To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from Little Johnny, turned around and walked away.
‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny.
‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied,
‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’
07/16/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17340
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.”
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing,
They arrested her on the spot.
As she said very honestly,
“She was looking for LOVE.”
07/15/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17337
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked,
“Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied,
“Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says,
“I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says,
“Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers,
“Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied,
“My father doesn’t like her.”