08/13/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20997
One spelling mistake, and a husband cannot go home.
A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official business trip, and missed an “e” in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own home.
He wrote: “Hi darling, I am experiencing the best time of my life, and I wish you were her.”
08/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20994
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren.
“I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,” complains one, “and still they barely visit me!”
The second old lady said, “Oh, I also send checks to my grandchildren, and they visit me all the time!”
“You are so fortunate to have more grateful grandchildren than my own,” said the first one sadly.
The second old lady smiled: “No, my grandchildren are about as grateful as yours.”
“So what do YOU do different? Are your checks bigger than mine?” Asked the first one, surprised.
“No,” chuckled the other old lady, “I just don’t sign mine.”
08/11/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20991
While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch
After finishing their meal, they returned to the car and resumed their journey.
It wasn’t until they drove for about forty minutes that the elderly woman realized she had left her glasses on the table at the diner.
She informed her husband, and to their frustration, they had to drive quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.
As they headed back to the diner to retrieve the glasses, the elderly husband transformed into the quintessential grouchy old man.
He fussed, complained, and scolded his wife nonstop during the entire drive back.
The more he griped, the more agitated he became, refusing to let up for even a moment.
Finally, to the elderly woman’s relief, they arrived back at the diner.
She quickly got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses.
Just as she was about to enter, the old man rolled down his window and called out, “While you’re in there, you might as well grab my hat and the credit card!”
08/10/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20988
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner.!”
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. “Yes?” replied the teacher. “Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
08/09/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20985
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhouse door for help.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still Pull, Dasher, pull” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.
Pull, Dusty, pull” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer:
“Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”