08/18/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8472
Daily Joke: Expensive Barbie en Espanol
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.” The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?” “That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”
08/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8471
Daily Joke: Fishing Trip en Espanol
A man called home to his wife and said: “Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said: ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?” The wife replied: “I did, dear. Your new blue silk pyjamas are in your fishing box!”
08/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8470
Daily Joke: Tough Choice en Espanol
A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: ” What are you crying about?” The man sniffles, and asks his wife: “Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you or spend the next twenty years in prison?” The wife says: “Yea, but why are you crying?” The man says: ” I would have gotten out of prison today!”
08/14/2012 from Pam Floener
#8469
Daily Joke: psychic joke en Espanol
I know I am psychic because it says medium in my underwear.
08/14/2012 from Pam Floener
#8468
Daily Joke: Hallowween en Espanol
Know why witches don’t have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
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