Follow us:                 Contact Us

Daily Joke: Jokes Library

12/04/2012 from Joseph Terra
#8557

Honk to speak to God, Text while driving to meet him.

12/04/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8556
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
Funny +291
-113 Not Funny
12/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8555
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
Funny +405
-126 Not Funny
12/02/2012 from Janet
#8554

Q: What do you call the Chinese Noodles carved at the base of a Native American sculpture?

A: Lo Mein on the Totem Pole

12/02/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8553
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common?

A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
Funny +278
-119 Not Funny
© 2012-2026 Daily Jokes LLC - All Rights Reserved