01/10/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8602
Daily Joke: Bragging on the Plane en Espanol
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” he replied.
“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop.”
01/10/2013 from thomas
#8601
Daily Joke: speeding en Espanol
a women is speeding an oficer pulls her over and askes her if she saw the speed limit sign she says I saw the sign i just dident see you
01/09/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8600
Daily Joke: Pulled Over en Espanol
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.” “
Alright, we could get a blood sample.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
” “Fine then, just walk this white line.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.”
01/09/2013 from Herman
#8599
Daily Joke: What the Difference ? en Espanol
What’s the difference between A baby, A sigh and a monkey? The baby is SOOOO dear, the sigh is OOOHHHHH dear, the monkey would be YOU dear
01/08/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8598
Daily Joke: Where is God? en Espanol
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.
“Where is God?”
The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond.
“Okay, Mary, Where is God?”
“He is everywhere,”
“Very good that’s right.”
But still there were two children that didn’t put their hands down, so the teacher continued.
“Okay, Michael, Where is God?”
“God is inside me.”
“Very good that’s right.”
Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him.
“Okay, Danny, Where is God?”
“He’s in our bathroom.”
Well the teacher just had to ask, “How do you know he’s in the bathroom?”
The answer came, “Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says, ‘My God are you still in there?’ “
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