04/16/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20390
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.
The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this.
“Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!”
She gets very frustrated.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”
The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”
04/15/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20386
A man was worried that his wife might not be telling the truth about something.
He went to a pet store and told the owner about his concerns.
The shop owner said, “I have a very special parrot that can tell you everything that happens in your house.”
The parrot couldn’t use its legs, so it held onto its perch in a unique way.
Even though the man wasn’t sure, he decided to take the parrot home.
At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, “Did anything happen today?”
The parrot replied, “Yes, the milkman came over.”
The man asked, “What happened after that?”
The parrot answered, “I’m not sure… I got too excited and slipped off my perch.”
04/14/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20382
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”
The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something.
He goes back to the house and says to the woman, “Wait, I’m your husband!”
She replies giving him a dirty look, “So why did you run?”
04/13/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20379
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'”
The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police.
While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?”
The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”
04/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20375
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch.
She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked.
So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty.
She asks, “What’s going on?”
He replies, “I’m having a heart attack.”
She says “I’m going to call 911, while I’m really looking for my sister.”
She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, “How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you’re running around scaring the kids!”