10/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9616
Daily Joke: You're Too Old to Trick or Treat en Espanol
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
and last but not least…
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
10/30/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9615
Daily Joke: Jump off a bridge en Espanol
There were 2 men at a bar, the first man said to the other one, “I know a bridge where you can jump off and return safely.”
The other man who was shocked asked the man to show it to him. After they finished their drinks the second man asked him to demonstrate, so the first man jumped off the bridge and flew back.
The second man dumbfounded decided why not give it a try. He jumped off and died.
When the first man went back to the bar the bartender said, “Superman you are so cruel when you are drunk!”
10/29/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9614
Daily Joke: The hereafter en Espanol
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”
10/28/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9613
Daily Joke: A better seat en Espanol
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, “The wife did it.”
10/27/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9612
Daily Joke: Holding Hands en Espanol
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.
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