07/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Retirement en Espanol
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a moron. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
07/13/2012 from DIRK
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Daily Joke: ME en Espanol
ONE DAY PAPA MOLE, MAMA MOLE, AND BABY MOLE WERE CHUGING DOWN A TUNELL. PAPA MOLE SAID I SMELL HONNEY, MAMA MOLE SAYS I SMELL HONEY, BABY MOLE SAYS WELL I SMELL MOLEASSES!
07/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8445
Daily Joke: Skinny Dipping en Espanol
One day a farmer went outside to his pond with a bucket to pick peaches from the peach tree next to his pond and there were two girls in the pond skinny dipping. When they saw him they went to the deep end and said, “Don’t make us get out, we’re naked!” He said “I ain’t. I just came to feed my alligators.”
07/06/2012 from Stephanie Weeks
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Daily Joke: Repeat en Espanol
Two men were in a boat. Their names were Pete and Repete. Pete fell out, who was left? “Repete.” Two men were in a boat. Their names were Pete and Repete. Pete fell out, who was left?
07/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8443
Daily Joke: Clever Drunk en Espanol
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
The drunk replies, “Boobs.”
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