Daily Joke: Jokes Library

How is sex like air?

It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day. 

HEY,HOW DID RUDOLFF DIE??? HE PICKED A BUGGER AND GOT ELECTRICUTED……NEXT IS..DID YOU HEAR SANTA DIED LAST NIGHT??? NO ,HOW?? HE THRU THE WRONG SACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!!

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.