04/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9400
Daily Joke: 3 Fans en Espanol
A Mets fan, a Redsox fan, and a Yankees fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redsox fan insists he’s the most loyal. “This is for Boston!” he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Mets fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for New York!” and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
04/02/2015 from Frank De Santo
#9399
Daily Joke: The Blonde en Espanol
A blonde walks into a building, Guess she didn’t see it.
04/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9398
Daily Joke: Problem with a Dog en Espanol
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
04/01/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9397
Daily Joke: The Wall of Life en Espanol
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”
03/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9396
Daily Joke: Rabbits en Espanol
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
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