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01/20/2023 from DailyJokes
#16805

Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room.

She finally had to ask:

“Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?”

He answered by saying that God gave him the money and he used it to buy a candy bar.

The mother quickly replied.

“God gave it to you? How did this happen?”

“Well Mom, you give me a dollar to give to God.”

“So before church every Sunday I throw it up into the air. I figure if God wants it he’ll take it. If not, it will fall back down to me.”

Funny +64
-46 Not Funny
01/19/2023 from DailyJokes
#16802

A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king.

Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and one will bathe me.

Mom: And which one will put you to sleep

Johnny:..No mom, I will still sleep with you…Mom’s eyes filled up with tears … God bless you, son.

Mom:…but who will sleep with your 3 wives.

Johnny: Let them sleep with daddy…

Daddy’s eyes filled up with tears… God bless you, son!

Funny +92
-15 Not Funny
01/18/2023 from DailyJokes
#16798

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.

The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable.

But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life.

The undertaker told the husband,

“You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.”

The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

“Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here in Jerusalem, and it would only cost $150?!” the undertaker asked, taken aback.

The husband replied,

“Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

Funny +107
01/17/2023 from DailyJokes
#16796

At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

“Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller.

The Old man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied,

“No, just engrave it:

To My One And Only Love.

That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”

Funny +60
-18 Not Funny
01/16/2023 from DailyJokes
#16793

For Michael’s birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work.

After some careful consideration, she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.

Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work.

He walks through the kitchen, places his lunch box down, and hears his wife say,

“Honey! I’m in the living room.”

Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic.

After a quick peek,

he immediately says,

“Leftovers again!”

Funny +88
-67 Not Funny
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